plz talk dirty to me
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
