talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
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I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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