Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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