Kiss
Puke
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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