"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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