Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
