If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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