You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
high people should be assigned attendants
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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