Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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