AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize