My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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