he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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