margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
how can u be prego again
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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