Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
zippers are such a cool invention
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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