that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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