Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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