As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
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When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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