Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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