Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.