Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
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On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?