How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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