I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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