That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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