I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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