she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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