thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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