According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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