hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
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Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
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Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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