We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
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