Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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Do I have a choice?
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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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