I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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