all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
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Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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