Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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