i think i have herpe
just one?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize
