I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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