U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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