this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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