i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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