so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
FUCK WHALES
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