I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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