Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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