I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i think i have herpe
just one?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
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i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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