he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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