Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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