what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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