i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
We need to get me chipped asap
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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