2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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