did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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