Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
only if we run a train.
done.
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i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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