I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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