we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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