Whoa Z and x make the same sound
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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