Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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