Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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